i really hate when im listening to my ipod and i move my arm or something and then my headphones rip out of my ears like what the fuck i trusted you

vegbitch:

itty-bitty-babe:

sirshon:

castielcampbell:

turningtables-93:

flirtatiousxcharmer:

Let me bring you a thing back

• blond= male
• blonde=female
• brunet=male or female
• brunette=female
• fiancé=male
  
• fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

I’m 31 yrs old.

I had no fucking idea.

oh

I did. yet everyone always tells me I’m wrong at school.

Yay! Someone understands.

Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

askgordonfreakinfreeman:

((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

athee-fille:

musiqchild007:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

I can’t get over the gif

piercingsandink:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

oh wow